Harem Stripes

I thought I would experiment with a little cat wing action here in honor of being invited to participate in a July 4th/Independence Day competition with the company Farfetch. With that in mind, this cat wing was no easy task. I want all of you to know that getting my eyeliner to be somewhat symmetrical took me just about 30 minutes. Yes, 30 minutes. As in half of an hour. As in, I'm not sure if that deserves applause because I mustered up that much patience or laughter because I mustered up that much patience..

Culotte Ya Self

Once upon a YouTube video, I said black and white striped pants got me feeling a little like Beetle Juice, and let's be real: they still sort of do. But somehow, I saw these striped culottes in a thrift store a few weeks back, and I thought to myself, 'Yep. I could make this work.'